bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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