So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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