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(416): View more from Ontario

So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading

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(914): View more from New York

Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."

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Does God suck his dick?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..

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(512): View more from Texas

In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.

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(613): View more from Ontario

We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!

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