Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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