Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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