She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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