wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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