I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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