Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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