turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
i need to put some appletini on your dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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