There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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