RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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