Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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