I showed him my bush... on skype.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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