New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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