lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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