I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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