big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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