I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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