i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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