: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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