Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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