Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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