last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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