Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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