He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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