i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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