You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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