also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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