why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You ruined the universe
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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