when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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