Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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