Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize