just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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