they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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