***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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