Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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