I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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