Me. At least after what I've been through.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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