is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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