They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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