Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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