He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
