One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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