I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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