fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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