I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I have fence marks all over my body
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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