I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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