Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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