i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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