So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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