We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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