all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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