I hate all girls vehemently.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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