white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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