Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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