im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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